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by PStuyvsant

Day 1...

The flight is uneventful, and
after the meal and a couple of Heineken's (no german bier on board...knock off two points)
I was pleased to find that there was a good selection of "oldies" on the audio
system, so I settle in to calculate how many times the same songs will replay before we
land.
With the accuracy of a german
train schedule we arrive in Frankfurt promptly at 07:30 a.m. The weather is nice, partly
cloudy but cool. Breezing thru passport control I arrive at baggage claim to find my
bag coming around on the carousel (add back one point). A short hike over to the car
rental finds everything in order and a '99 Opel Corsa with only 400 km on it is gassed up
and ready to go (thanks Kemwel!).

Round and round we go as we
make our way out of the steep parking garage and out the door towards the main drag.
This is the second year of major road construction in and around the airport area
(they seem to be adding new lanes to the A3 and A5 where they converge)
and as a result some of the familiar twists and turns I used to traverse are no longer
there. As luck would have it I picked the wrong "umleitung" and so instead
of being on the A5 to Darmstadt - Karlsruhe - Basel, I am on the A3
to Wurzburg. Nice going dude.
Finally, after a 30 min tour
of the surrounding area by the airport, it is back on track and the vacation is officially
underway. As part of the routine, I have picked up the habit of making my first pit
stop at the rest stop at Grafenhausen about 20 km from the airport. A cup of strong
german coffee to get the blood flowing, and a stroll around the parking area to get the
kinks out from the numbing ride over and I am good to go.
From here it is a straight
shot to the Black Forest and about 12 p.m. I arrive at the B33/Offenburg
cutoff. My first mission is a request from BavariaBen to stop by one of the first
bauernhof's we ever stayed in back in '93... the "Schillihof" near
Gengenbach. The plan is to get some updated photos for posting to the "farms"
section of his website. It seems he had been in e-mail contact with the oldest son,
Michael, and had alerted him I would be stopping by.

Upon arrival I pull up in
front and the first person I see is Herr Emil Schilli going about his farm chores.
He is pulling a tractor loaded with hay but stops when he sees me drive up. He does
not speak English and seems surprised when I asked where Michael was. He had that
vague "I know you from somewhere" look and when I reminded him I was part of
that bunch of Texans who were the first Americans to ever stay there it was like old home
week. He especially freaked out when I told him I wanted pictures of the place for
posting on the internet. He was more than happy to accommodate. Finally, as I
was ready to leave, he apologized for missing Michael and proceeded to go in the barn and
return with three large cans of various types of wurst, which I assume he prepared on
site. He thanked me profusely for stopping by, and for recommending his place to
future travelers, and off I went.
Back on the B33 for the short drive to Triberg and the farm I have selected for the next two nights located high up in the hills. The "Oberer Feißesberghof" is a 350 yr old farm located deep in the forests overlooking Triberg.

The twisting, turning,
schwarzwaldbahn runs about 100 meters below the house. Upon arrival, there is a
handwritten note on the front door addressed to me (shock!! this is a stunt typical of
Ben) but it turns out to be written by Frau Haible to let me know she and her husband had
gone into town and would be back at 2 p.m.

with a nice outdoor patio and a breathtaking view thru the treeline straight into downtown Triberg. All for only DM45. Frau Haible speaks passable english,and when she found out I would be posting pictures and recommendations of the farm on the internet she was beside herself.

To show how the Germans will
go out of their way, I was sitting on the patio sipping on a bier when I saw her coming
out the door with a cellphone. She handed it to me and said someone wanted to speak
with me (what the !!!! I'm thinking). It turned out to be her son-in-law who spoke
perfect English. He wanted me to know the Haible's stood ready to make me as
comfortable and welcome as possible and that I was only the second American to ever stay
there. Nice touch I thought.

After getting settled in, the
rest of the day consisted of revisiting Triberg and a peaceful drive thru the surrounding
countryside. Ever on the lookout for new farm possibilities I have planned a recon
of the areas of Schonach and Schönwald on the list of "to do's" for the next
day. However...the main event of Day 2 will be the visit to Urach (Tooooobah's stomping grounds) and a first ever meeting at the Gasthaus Zum Sternen, (recently visited by Ben and crew), with fellow Stammtisch members Oldgybe & Bunsaway.
And so, after a successful
kickoff to Day 1, and with the sun going down over Triberg, it is off to the Sparmarket
for some "supplies" and back to the quaint old farm to relax with a couple of
cold ones. That night, as the temperatures drop sharply and I am buried deep under
those down comforters, I can hear the wind blowing thru the trees, and the occasional
distant shriek of train whistles making their way thru the forest.... zzzzzzzzzzzz!

Frau Haible had indicated
that Frühstück would be at 8 a.m. By now I was needing a jump start which only
that great german coffee can provide, and I was pleased to find a full-size American style
pot of the stuff on the table along with the meats, cheeses,and that great Black Forest
bread. The frau noticed me filming the breakfast room and all around the house and
asked if I would like a tour of the place after breakfast. It's not every day you
get to see what a 350 yr old german farmhouse looks like and so off we went.
It is apparent that people
must have been a lot shorter 300 yrs ago as many of the doorways required you to duck or
else risk getting a goose egg on the noggin. The farmhouse was one of those typical
steep roof styles, with heavy beamed ceilings and a barn attached out back. The smell of
hay permeated the whole house (beats canned air freshner) as we conducted the tour.
The private living quarters took up the entire upper level and there were antiques
everywhere. Especially noteworthy was the fact that they collected old riding
saddles and accessories which were scattered (tastefully) around the house.
After signing the guestbook
it was time to hit the road. First stop is a short drive over to Gremmelsbach.
This is a very small hamlet consisting of a gasthaus and some farms, and not much
else. I saw lots of zimmer frei signs out so this could possibly be a good choice
for anyone looking for an out of the way spot.

The main event for today is
to rendevous at the Zum Sternen in Urach to meet Oldgybe and his frau.
We had been e-mailing for several weeks prior to the trip to nail down the details.
Tooooobah has already come and gone, however we will meet up
with him in a few days at the Oktoberfest. At 5:00 sharp I am pulling up into the
Sternen's parking lot. As this is Saturday, I figured the place would be
packed. So...up the stairs and thru the door...only to find the place empty except
for a grinning Bill Groom, wife Lisa, and Rudolf and frau Tina Bärmann who hollered out
"Larry's here" (brother did I walk into that one).
After hearty handshakes and
introductions all around it was time to get serious about why we are here...for bier and
pictures naturally :0) . A pleasant surprise... Tooooobah has already paid for a couple of
rounds for all of us (Thanks Jim...nice touch) and out comes those big glasses of Fürstenberg vom fass (yeah!!)

The Bärmann's insist we all
sit at the Stammtisch table so this seemed like a good time to spring the big surprise.
Out comes the Stammtisch book Ben has prepared for any of the "B.B.
regulars" who may decide to stop off in the future. I ask Rudy if it is o.k. to
leave the book as we expect other Americans to be coming by now that the Sternen has
become world famous. Stunned....they can't seem to believe what is going on.
Ben did a great job on putting the book together (as you will see if you get by
there). No doubt these folks are wondering how their previous tranquil lives are now
changing rather quickly.
About this time Fritz (the father) and his wife show up. Not having a clue as to who these strange people are sitting at the Stammtisch table, there is some rapid exchange of words with Rudy, at which point we all introduce ourselves. When he saw Ben and Tooooobah's pictures in the book he just about came unglued. When he found out what we were all about, and that the Zum Sternen is to become the headquarters for a bunch of crazy "Ben's Bauernhof" travel friends, he is obviously impressed and is more than happy to accommodate our request. The book now holds a place of honor behind the counter so when you show up be sure to tell them who you are. (BTW..the first bier is on Ben. I know because I gave the money to Rudy along with the book.)

Out come more biers, and we
also order the great kalbschnitzel that Ben had recommended. And yes, it was every
bit as good as he said. The next thing we know some of the locals are starting to
drift in for dinner and conversation with the Bärmann's. Fritz just had to show the
book to everyone who came in, and kept pointing to the three of us and speaking rapid fire
German. I guess we made an impression of sorts :0)
After a great meal, great
biers, great conversation, and pictures to commemorate the occasion, it was unfortunately
time for me to take my leave. It is after 8 p.m, quite dark, and I have an hour's
drive back to Triberg to pack to leave the next morning for Füssen. But it is not a
sad occasion for we are all to meet in one week in Munich where we will also meet Tooooobah for the first time. Yes...once again the bier will flow, but for
now it has been an outstanding day, and meeting new friends has made it all the more
memorable.
Day 3...

Frau Haible had the usual
spread ready, and a pot of that great coffee. After final goodbyes, and a promise to
recommend the farm on Ben's Bauernhof site, I'm off and running.
The plan is to take the B33
all the way to the Bodensee, then along the lake
Near Donaueschingen I hit
some of the heaviest fog I have ever encountered
Finally, I find myself in
familiar territory again and back on the B33 toward

What I didn't know, but found
out the hard
What is normally about a 30
minute drive between the two towns ends up taking about an hour and a half. I
finally break free and am on the road to
As a reward for the past 5
hrs of tourist hell, the weather gods have

I had made reservations via
e-mail several months ago and so upon arrival I

A cool breeze is blowing
After unpacking and relaxing
from the day's grind, the urge for my first

After a relaxing meal, some
good bier, and with the earlier challenges of the

There are several nice farms
in this area to be recon'd for
At St. Coloman's there is a
small park platz for visitors so I grab a spot

The air is beginning to chill
and that means it will
Day 4.... After surviving Mother Nature's frontal assault last night (there was a terrific windstorm that blew most of the night...shutters banging, heavy rain, etc.) the morning started out overcast with low hanging clouds obscuring the view of the castles. Nevertheless, I am out and about early, as usual, for a quiet stroll along the lake before Frühstück. The local farmers are herding their cows from the barns out to the grazing pastures and I yield to the temptation to follow the herd for awhile with camera and camcorder cranking away.

All the rooms at the Lutz are booked,and I am the only American. The small but cozy
breakfast room is already full by 8:00 and I end up sharing a table with four Germans,
(Frau Lutz is apparantly a Ludwig fan as there are several bier steins, posters, and
knick-knacks with his picture on them displayed throughout the room). The breakfast is
buffet style, meats, cheeses, rolls, and plenty of that good coffee, not those little
containers that only hold about a cup and a half.

The plan calls for a leisurely day in and around the Füssen area,and the first stop is the main Sparkasse located across from the Hotel Sonne (no commission for converting checks to cash). After parking over by the bahnhof I head for the Fußgänger zone and the local Woolworth's. I am on a recon for our favorite treat and strike paydirt down in the basement... Ritter Sport's !!! I clean them out of about 40 bars, to be equally divided with you know who when I get back home. (Dee Dee loves her Ritter Sports ...or so the rumor goes :0)

Back on the street the weather is starting to clear and it looks like it will be a good
day after all. Tourists are beginning to accumulate and the zone is starting to get
crowded, which is my cue to clear out. With business taken care of it is back to the
car and off we go.
Now that the sun is finally coming out the streets are glistening from the previous
night's rain, and the temperature settles in around the mid-60's thing's are definitely
looking up. The next priority is to head over to the border crossing into Austria to
load up on a case of that demon drink "Stroh Rum", just
the thing on a cold winter night, plus it makes an excellent varnish remover if spilled on
furniture. :0(

The old border crossing checkpoints no longer exist among the EU countries, which somehow
takes a little of the fun out it. It used to be a kick getting passports stamped as
souvenirs, hoping they would wave you on through, and if you were really lucky you could
watch the customs officials as they zeroed in on some poor dude who looked suspicious and
had to suffer through the pain of proving he was not guilty of anything.
The closest call we ever had was in '95 when Ben, his boys, and I were tooling along the
road from Linderhof to the Plansee heading toward Reutte. At the border the guard
demanded to see our registration papers for the rental car. OOOPS......after a
frantic search we realized they were safely in Ben's bag ...back at the bauernhof. :0(
Not wanting to experience the events in "Midnight Express" we were doing some
tall talking to get out of that one.
With the rum safely in the trunk it's back to castle country, with a stop at a favorite
imbiss for a noontime lunch of delicious "halb Hähnchen" along with a couple of
mugs of the local brew. Next stop is the parking lot at the Tegelberg for a ride on
the slick-as-ice sommerrodelbahn. Unlike the one near Lermoos which is made of a
concrete like substance, this one is highly polished aluminum which eliminates the road
rash if you take a spill (hmmmmm...has that ever happened to anyone we know). The
weather is perfect, the sun is shining, a cool breeze is blowing, and junior birdmen
coming off the Tegelberg float gracefully around the skies. The rest of the day goes by
quickly as I scout out some more farms for future trips, a visit to St.Coloman's, make a
run to the Spar market, hit the gift shops,and finally end up taking pictures in some
farmer's pasture as I try to frame Bossy the cow and Neuschwanstein together in the shot
(puff...puff...puff).

Tired but content we conclude another successful day of the trip, and the last one in this
area, as we get ready to move out first thing tomorrow for the next adventure.
Phasers on stun captain!
Day 5.... Reville begins at 0600 hrs as we prepare to move out for our next adventure. The sun is coming up over the Tegelberg and it looks like it will be a picture perfect day. Just right for the leisurely drive over to Zugspitze country for our next lay-over... Garmisch.

Time to load up the car, take a final stroll around the peaceful countryside, and another
good breakfast before heading out. Unlike the first night at the Lutz when all the
rooms were full, last night there was only one other guest besides myself. The breakfast
room is open, the buffet laid out, and I have the place all to myself. Another day
here wouldn't be hard to take at all.
Today's route will be via the B17 to Steingaden, then over to Echelsbacher Brücke
where we pick up the B23 for the rest of the way into Garmisch. Our
first stop of the day is at the Wieskirche and at 0900 sharp I arrive at the parking lot.
There are only two other cars there (but the buses can't be far behind), so once
again timing is everything. The church underwent a couple of years of restoration
which has just recently been completed. It is nice to see it once again as it should
be seen ....from a distance in the nearby pastures, and without the clutter of scaffolding
and canvas hanging everywhere. The interior is indeed a work of art and I never get tired
of visiting here.

With photos taken and our visit concluded, three large tour buses pull up and start
unloading (phew...that was a close one), but we are done and it is back on the road for
the short drive over to the Echelsbacher Brücke.

This is one of my "must
do" stopovers no matter what the weather. Last year I enjoyed a couple of biers
before a crackling fire, but today the outdoor tables are set up in order to enjoy the
sunshine and mild temps. Ya' just never know.
The route between here and Oberammergau is photo heaven, forests and rolling hills, farms
scattered everywhere, and a sunny day like today just caps it off. At 1100 hrs we
are entering Oberammergau only to find the streets overflowing with crowds. Always a
popular stopping point for tour buses, today is no exception. The big difference
this year is the amount of activity going on in preparation for the Passion Play in 2000.
The playhouse itself has undergone a complete facelift... new paintjob (not gray
like before, this time it is a multi-colored affair), the little park that was just out
front has been torn up, the parking lot is being resurfaced, and barriers are erected
everywhere to divert the cars, buses, and foot traffic.
Just for grins I head over to the T.I. office to check out the possibility of tickets for
the play anytime in September (yea right, like I expect they will reply "sure thing
sir... how many would you like?) I had seen too many posts in the past months from
folks asking how to get them, and as I am not a participant of the organized tours scene I
know chances are somewhere between zero to none. Indeed, that proves to be the case.
:0( Oh well.. maybe I'll still be around in another ten years and we
will try it again. :0)
After a stroll around town, a bier stop at the Wienerwald, some photos and postcards, it
is off toward Ettal for a steep downhill run the rest of the way into Garmisch ( I
wouldn't want to lose the brakes on this stretch of road). About 1:00 we are
entering the town and I am looking forward to adding another farm to the list. I
have made reservations at what appears to be a very nice bauern ..."Der Bichlerhof". I had found their e-mail site once while surfing and got an
immediate reply to my request for a room mit balkon.
Following a narrow marked trail out of town and up into the hills below the Zugspitze,
(only one car at a time could pass), I spot the signs that take me right to the place.
It definitely passes inspection from the outside. A large house with sloping
roof, balconies for all the rooms, a large barn on the side, and a very pretty fresco
painted on the front

...so far so good, now for the big test. The owner is a young German who speaks excellent English, Herr Joseph Sailer. He is expecting me and gives a hearty welcome. Apparently he, his wife, and the mother of one of them run the place. Between accommodating guests and herding cows all day they must stay quite busy.

I am given the key to Zimmer #6... a large double with balcony overlooking the surrounding
countryside, grazing pastures are below the room, and directly over the house is a cable
car run that goes up into the hills. The price...DM48.
After unpacking, it is time to relax. With shoes off, feet up, and a couple of biers
to put things in order, I spend some quiet time on the balcony watching hikers coming and
going on the nearby trails.

As an added plus, Herr Sailer informs me I can use his computer for messages home to Ben. Ahhhhh...score another victory for Herr Stuyvsant!

By now it is late afternoon so the rest of the day is spent back in Garmisch getting
re-acquainted with the layout of the town. The local Pizza Hut (Bavarian style chalet)
sits right in the middle of the intersection. This place was being built in '88 when Ben
and crew were here. We vowed never to return, but memories of the area prove to be
overwhelming so we just pretend it isn't there. :0) I am starving
for a "häunchen mit pommes" so I head for my favorite imbiss with the tongue
twisting name of "City Cafe" located just around the corner from the Post
Office. The locals eat here so what does that tell you? Price for a complete
meal with a couple of vom fass biers....DM15 (who said there are no bargains for
tourists).
Stuffed, but content, today has definitely been a winner. Great weather, great
accommodations. But for now, with the sun going down over the mountains it is time
to head back to the hacienda. The temperature is dropping sharply (the heavy comforter on
the bed was a clue right away) and it looks like it will be one of those bury under the
covers nights - yesss.... :0)
A bottle of red wine is cooling on the balcony, tonight is the first full moon, and we are
deep in Bavaria. Who could ask for more? Just wait..... Finding this location
had me feeling like I had truly dropped out of existence, but tomorrow I was to find out
just how small a world it really is.
Day 6... That down comforter certainly came in handy
last night as the temps dropped into the low 40's. A much welcome relief from the
blistering heat of Texas that I left behind just a few days ago. This I can stand.
There is an unusual feature to the Bichlerhof which I have not encountered before. The
previous evening Herr Sailer asked what time I would like breakfast. 8:00 is fine by
me says I, and by the way, where is the Frühstück room? It seems that there isn't
one... instead breakfast is brought to the room on a serving tray at the specified
hour. Hmmmmm...... this is definitely a first for me. Wierd, but hey....when
in Rome.

By 7:00 I am out and about for a stroll around the farm. The sun is coming up and there is
a heavy dew on the pastures. Smoke drifts from the chimneys of nearby farms as the
locals get cranked up for another day. There is one other car besides mine at the
Bichlerhof which I really hadn't paid much attention to. I'm sitting out front
enjoying the cool morning air before breakfast when the front door opens and out comes one
of the other guests. Assuming him to be German I said Guten morgen, however it turns
out he is an American. We get to talking and in short order we ask each other where
we are from. Simultaneously we blurt out "Dallas"........shock!!!
It turns out we live about three miles apart yet we have never crossed paths in our life.
He is retired Air Force and informs me he and his wife travel to Germany twice a
year for a minimum of 30 days, and that they have been coming to the Bichlerhof for about
five years. He was surprised I had found the place via the Internet and had made
reservations by e-mail (must not be a computer buff). He remarked that they always
come in September, and always get the same room. Their thing is to daytrip wherever
their mood takes them.... they use no itinerary, have no set agenda, and as he aptly put
it "we're not tourists, we're retirees". They are halfway into this year's
trip and today they are headed to Munich for some shopping. You have to wonder what
are the odds that the only other guest in an off the beaten path farm would not only be an
American, but almost a neighbor as well. It is indeed a small world.
Promptly at 8:00 Herr Sailer delivers breakfast and I get a jump start from the large pot
of coffee. Sufficiently caffined for the rest of the day it's off to the races.
As I head to the car I find Herr Sailer has switched gears and is now in his work
clothes and herding his cows out to graze. They are bunched up on the only trail
leading up to the farm, so I get to play rear guard and creepy-crawl along for about 1/4
mile until finally able to break free and pass.

The weather is crystal clear and the Zugspitze looms directly ahead as I hit the road
which will take me into Austria. After about an hour's drive I come into Biberwier
for the first entertainment of the day....the 4000 foot long luge run.
Since this is a weekday, and
almost the end of the season, I am pleased to find only one other car in the lot. It
is only a german couple getting into their hiking duds as they will take the chairlift to
the top to wander for miles among the thick forests that cover the area. I, on the
other hand, am ready to brave the twisting hairpin turns on the luge course, camera in
hand, and hoping I don't leave some more elbow skin behind like I did last year. :0(
Fortunately, there are no mishaps this year.
With the luge checked off the list it is off to Reutte as it is getting close to bratwurst
und bier time and that seems like as good a place as any. I believe this little town
would be popular even without Rick Steve's having stayed here. It is in a great
location for those who like skiing, hiking, or just getting away from it all in a small
town. I hit the local T.I. office by the bahnhof to pick up the latest literature on
farms in the area to add to our evergrowing library of "zimmer stuff". It
is nice to be able to wander the town and not have to fight the tourist crowds. This
place must not have notoriety yet as the tour buses seem to just pass it by.
After a pleasant tour of the town it is back on the road and the plan is to follow the
length of the Plansee back into Germany. This area is quite picturesque and lies in
a deep valley surrounded by towering hills. The lake, which was formed by a glacier, is a
deep emerald green which I believe is due to some sort of natural chemicals.
There are numerous areas to
pull over for photo stops, or picnics, and I see several cars along the way taking
advantage of the opportunity. Once again there is no border checkpoint and I breeze
back into Germany and come out by the entrance to Linderhof. Bypassing the schloss
it is a direct shot back to the B23, and over to the next stop of the day, Ettal
monastery.
Ettal dates back hundreds of years and the monks today still brew some of the local bier,
and actually it tastes pretty good. Gift shops and a couple of hotels make this a
stopping point for tour buses and today is no exception. Surprisingly though, the
grounds of the monastery are almost empty so I am able to wander at will.

After knocking back a couple of Lowenbrau's it is time finish out the itinerary with a
visit to Mittenwald (one of Tooooobah's favorite haunts). This is a very picturesque
little town with a Fußgänger zone and a small stream running down the middle of the
street (remnants of the medieval sewer system which can be found in many German towns).

The center of town is at the
large church steeple and from here one can wander out in any direction thru quaint streets
dotted with frescoe painted houses (Ben has assigned me the task of finding us a farm here
for next year's trip). A visit to the T.I. office yields some more catalogues on
accommodations in the area so it looks like my task will be an easy one. :0)
I toy with the idea of hopping over to Innsbruck but it is now late afternoon and starting
to rain. Lucky me... but I am six days into the trip and this is the first rain so
no complaints (week 2 however is to be another matter). :0( Pleased that
another great day has been accomplished I head back to Garmisch in what is now a very
heavy rain. Things clear up a bit as I come into town and I am able to find a
parking spot in the small lot at the main intersection. I now have a choice... walk
around in the rain or head for my favorite imbiss for a schnitzel mit pommes... gee that's
a tough one.
Back at the bauernhof I am greeted by my American friends just returning from their day in
Munich. Role reversal... tomorrow I leave for Munich and they are heading into
Austria footloose and fancy free. With bags packed I can now kick back to enjoy some
time on the balcony and watch the hikers coming down the trails that dot the
hillsides. It has been a great two days in the area, and another new farm to
recommend. Taking Herr Sailer up on his offer I get a message off to Ben as this is
the first opportuntity of the trip to use a computer. Fortunately, there will be a couple
more but for now it is time to prepare for storming the beaches at the monster of all
bierblasts.....the OKTOBERFEST!
Eine mass bitte... :0)
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